Shopping carts don’t move themselves, in case you weren’t aware.
Is it better to be a busy bee or a couch potato because I really don’t know?
And just like that, I knew summer would never be the same.
“Getting pumped up on the little bright things I bought.” -Lorde
Don’t lie and say you enjoy listening to the same Fetty Wap song being played 3x a night.
Why buy a pet when you already have dust bunnies
How do you zipper your pants?